Shit Seasonings & BBQ Sauce & Dips
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We have all kinds of Shit to include All Big Cock Ranch's top BBQ rub and seasoning products perfect to have at your grill and Dip Shits. These are great gifts and comes with a Sack of Shit! Funny and useable. This will be the best Shit you have used or gifted.
BBQ SHIT - We Shit You Not, You’re Gonna Love This Sauce!
This shit is specially designed to bring the fun back to grilling and smoking. With a combination of secret spices proven in the famous Shit family of dry rubs, BBQ Shit brings you a whole new way to enjoy the patented tongue-tingling goodness. Slather some of this unique sauce on all of your favorite meats, and you’ll wonder why we didn’t come up with it sooner. Make no mistake, this is not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, grocery store BBQ sauce.
DIP SHIT FOR FRUIT - It’s amazing that something so simple could taste so good. Mix the contents of the Dip Shit for Fruit (and Cookies) envelope with 8 ounces of sour cream and wait a few minutes for the flavors to meld. Use it as a dipping sauce, spoon it on top of strawberry shortcake, or toss with fresh fruit to prepare an unbelievable fruit salad. Get some of those high-dollar Pepperidge Farm® cookies and dip into the velvety smooth texture of Dip Shit and sit back and watch your friends as they become addicted to the flavors.
DIP SHIT FOR VEGETABLES - We have created a really unique taste in our Dip Shit for Vegetables (and Chips). Makes a welcome contribution to a party, or to just indulge yourself in private. With its slightly hot taste, you are subtlety encouraged to sip your adult beverage of choice slightly faster than normal. Mix the envelope with eight ounces of sour cream and allow to chill for an hour. Then dip your favorite veggies or chips, or even put it on a baked potato. No longer will you wince every time you hear Dip Shit, they’re not talking about you.
SPECIAL SHIT - All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. You’ll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you’ll land rave reviews!
GOOD SHIT - Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning - Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, “Man this is some Good Shit!” Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming!
AW SHIT - Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say “Aw Shit!” Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to “bite the bullet” the next morning. Whether you’re a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best.
CHICKEN SHIT - Poultry Seasoning - We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird.
BULL SHIT - Steak Seasoning - Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins!
NO SHIT - Salt Free Seasoning - No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs. Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well folks, this just proves that we really know our Shit around here.
BAD ASS SHIT - Butt-Kicking Tenderizer - This Shit is a seasoning designed for the refined cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. Straight out of the playbook of James Bond himself, Bad Ass Shit employs a subtle, sophisticated touch to get the job done just right.
Big Cock Ranch BBQ Rubs are made with a blend of paprika, brown sugar, garlic, onion, white pepper, black pepper, cayenne pepper and sea salt. Big Cock Ranch Rubs are all natural and gluten free.
These are unique, handcrafted seasonings, designed to make the most flavorful ribs, pork butt, chicken wings and more.