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You Ain't Getting Shit Christmas Towel

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Add some unapologetic holiday sass to your décor with this embroidered Santa towel! Featuring a jolly (but clearly fed-up) Santa and the boldly stitched phrase “You Ain’t Getting Shit,” this towel is the perfect blend of festive cheer and mischievous humor.
🎄Made with soft, absorbent fabric and detailed embroidery, it’s ideal for kitchens, bathrooms, guest spaces, or as a hilarious gag gift. Whether you’re embracing your inner Grinch or just want to give your guests a good laugh, this towel delivers holiday spirit—with attitude. This waffle towel measures approximately 15.75"x26.5" and is easily washed and dried in your machine.
🎄Spread cheer… or don’t. Santa’s made up his mind!

Handmade in Bulverde TX by Angy.
We love doing custom orders call or swing by the shop 210-878-6178.