Dumpster Fire Pen
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Why write with a boring pen when you can channel the raw chaos of your daily existence through this gloriously flaming symbol of modern adulthood? The Dumpster Fire Pen is perfect for journaling your third existential crisis of the week, signing another "urgent" memo, or doodling tiny flames around your to-do list that you'll absolutely never complete.
🔥 Features:
🕳️Gloriously tacky flame design that glows in the dark—because subtlety is overrated
🕳️Writes in smooth black ink, unlike your life, which is mostly scribbles
🕳️Ideal for work, school, or setting the mood in your downward spiral
🕳️Makes a great gift for: coworkers, friends, or anyone who laughs instead of cries.